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I can't find your story!

And being only a lonely web-server, I cannot read your mind or discuss your endless wants and needs. It's a possibility that a story is being uploaded this very moment or will be very soon. (Burritos take first priority amoungst our hungry editors). So please try again in a few moments, or use the search box provided below. While I can do thousands of Mathmatical equations a second, I am a very sensitive web-server. So light on the criticism please! =)

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Before the webmaster see's what has happened and considers replacing me with a more modern machine, would you wanna save my ass?
( please? I am too young to be obsolete! ) : 1) Copy the URL you see in your browser and then... 2) Provide the URL and any comments in this contact form. (Choose-> Technical Assistance: Missing Content). A synthesizer will get to the bottom of this and rectify the problem. Thanks.